Friday, January 3, 2020

TIME-ZONE LABS - Ask Talibah

Recent correspondence from Talibah's desk~

Dear Talibah, 
I am the proud owner of a Helgypus Cy Clopsner, whom I call Spot. While I love him dearly, he is impossible to travel with. Do you have any transportation tips?
Kaylor Timbas, Motun IV

Dear Kaylor,
Freeze dry! Believe me, it's the only way to go. No food hassles, less weight, and easy rehydration processing make this travel mode the most cost effective, not to mention, the easiest.

Dear Talibah,
Would you be able to settle a debate for me and my brother, Waldo? He says the Mongolian Pickle Frank comes from New Mongolia. I contend that it was developed by Rolph Gutenstott of Old Frankfurt.
Wilma Widdenfrock, Gemini Quadrant

Dear Wilma and Waldo,
Sorry, but you're both wrong. The Mongolian Pickle Frank originated in South Lappladder just north of the Betelgeuse system. It was developed by monks who were looking for a cure for yeast infections, a common reoccurring problem in Lappladder.

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