Saturday, December 28, 2019

TIME-ZONE LABS Classifieds

FOR SALE: Small farming asteroid. Excellent for growing Minter grain and gladok corn. Highly profitable for last several years. Contact Lomar: Lomar's Space, Mystic Belt, 2 parsecs from the Hyades System.


Hairdresser - familiar with Venusian wire strands.
Dermatologist for clinic - must know Galactic Green Gill Disease.
Babysitter - for 6 children, ages 2 months to 16 years. Prefer eight-armed grandmother-type from Planet Octofora. Room and board plus salary.
Handyman - experienced in antique carpentry and electricity as well as retro rocket furnaces.

To apply, see your friendly Cosmic Rep at 
658732 W. Main St., New New York, Draco Two.


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