TIME-ZONE LABS - Out of Office

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TIME-ZONE LABS Classifieds and the Winner is...

WANTED: Literate person, willing to travel, with highly developed telepathic powers to compile written history of society having no written or oral language. Minimum one year to be spent in monastic quarters on Astara Zhrebeq. Must be sympathetic to those of feline ancestry. Salary negotiable. Call MYZ 742 ZET, Earth 2235 AD

POSITION WANTED: 5 years exp with XCD 679 mining equipment, 4 years exp on Jabster 4000 loader. Willing to travel. Contact: Barry Lumpten, Stitchis Apartments, Zephper 5, 2145

HINGELTHOUT COLLECTOR has two complete sets of X-421 series for sale or trade. Need early Bracken's to finish Pre-Blish set. Irving Smythe-Chang, DSXO:5554702  

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LINDO O. of IROQUOIS, SD

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TIME-ZONE LABS - Ask Talibah

Recent correspondence from Talibah's desk~

Dear Talibah, 
I've fallen in love with someone from a different time era. He refuses to leave his time, and I refuse to leave mine. I'm a dyed in the wool 30th century dweller, while he resides in the 77th century. What do you recommend?
Mala Yoyl, Miami, Cuba

Dear Mala,
Alas, I am sorry to hear of your romantic troubles! If you are unwilling to compromise and find a mutually satisfactory time-zone, there are only two options left to you: you could bleep back and forth through time, constantly changing your times so as not to lose a moment away from your love one - OR, you could follow the 77th century's marital rituals and purchase your beloved from his mother's dynasty. The going rate is 105 credits per kilogram - hope your honey's not too big! Then you need only to get his shots and immunizations and he will be yours in the 30th century.
Talibah

Dear Talibah,
I saw the ad for the Rozar concert in an issue of T-ZL and had to zip back in time to ask you a question. How do I upgrade my concert license to a #52? I am currently rated #37 and want to attend the upcoming concert.
Septi Rora, Kansas, Zdaho

Dear Septi,
You must contact your local DCL (Department of Concert Licenses) and undergo another dental exam, psychological survey, and be able to quote from Shakespeare's  masterpiece, MacBeth. Successful completion will allow you to receive your license upgrade. Have a good time - maybe I'll see you there! 
Talibah

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